Food Baby

I chopped all my hair off on Sunday night.

I felt like I needed a change...

I feel ten pounds lighter.

It's about 12:45 AM on a Tuesday night. 

Gina has decided to sneak to the kitchen

and cook some chef boyardee ravioli.

I ate the entire can [2 servings]

... in about 10 minutes flat.

Not to mention my daily stick of cheddar cheese.

I think I have a food baby.

Food Baby: (noun) When a person, typically a thin

 one, indulges a large amount of food which makes their 

stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

I feel about five months in. 

Why am I up so late eating canned food you ask?

Because, I have poor time management skills for one.

... but you know who makes me feel better?

Alison Yoon. 

She's up stuffing herself with oreos.

We should probably sleep now.